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Search the answers on urbandictionary.com, use the first definition that comes up ( Read more... )

Go here http://quotationspage.com/random.php3 and hit the 'random' button until you find five quotes that resonate with you. Then post 'em ( Read more... )

So if a guy rear ends my car and doesn't have insurance, he has to pay a fine to the city for not having insurance but he doesn't have to pay for my car's damage. Does that seem right to you?

On a recommendation I began reading Tom Robbins while attempting my return to Hawaii. I picked up "Villa Incognito" at the airport and it is most excellent. It interweaves a story of airforce MIAs who don't want to be found with an anthropomorphic badger deity who can use his scrotum as a parachute and his testicles as pontoons. He does have a ( Read more... )

If properly provoked, a hippopotamus will bite a crocodile in half.

You know those laws you hear about that small towns have had since antiquity that aren't really enforced or necessary or logical, like no spitting on the sidewalk in Birmingham, or no drying your laundry in a handicap parking space in Fayetteville, or no frowning on tuesday in Decatur? Well, in Honolulu its illegal for a residential property to ( Read more... )

Okay, I'm going to start a meme and we'll see how it pans out. This is in effort to somehow balance the growing misguided conception that speaking in broken english is hip. If it makes it through griffin I'll consider it a success. Ahem ( Read more... )

Memory Meme
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people remember about you.

Boy I really dropped the ball on these, eh? Generally, a lot of things in Chinese philosophy can seem very abstract, yet closer inspection reveals a very practical origin. For instance, Feng Shui says to keep the toilet lid and all of the drains closed in the bathroom or you will lose money. The connection isn't readily apparent, but ask anyone ( Read more... )