Oh, LJ, why you gotta always threaten to shut down people's journals? Maybe if you weren't such a pain in the arse, we'd actually feel like posting.

 Back when I was actually writing here, the journal name was ironic. Now it just sounds judgmental, oops.

I want a pony. And cake. I think I shall go make a cake. Can't do anything about the pony though, sadly.

Dammit LJ, don't delete me!