Yes, I am a woman. No, I do not have a husband. Yes, I work to pay my own bills. No, that does not mean I will sleep with just you because you wave a bunch of bills in my face. Next guy who tries will get his privates RIPPED OFF. I have standards, boys.
[This is Sara and she looks tired. She sighs; bites her lip and hesitates, thinking what to say. She sighs again and lets her shoulders drop, rubbing her face.]
I guess I'm not alone in having a bad day. Stay strong guys. Best wishes.
[Looking down, she looks sad and troubled before the video shuts off.]
As if work didn't make me feel like one of the guys enough already. At least it's hell amusing seeing all these manly men wearing skirts. Dressing as a girl is degrading huh? Sorry pal, not feeling sympathies.
Well, happy holidays and happy new year. I've got one day off and I intend to watch the fireworks like a normal person. instead of as a backdrop on a crime scene. Aliens, statues and creepy crawlies be damned
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What is it with people thinking wearing CAPES makes it OK to play super-cop on your free time? Nine out of ten times it just means people like ME are going to have to CLEAN UP YOUR FUCKING MESS. Or outline that damn cape in chalk.
That is it. If I catch ONE MORE of you vigilantes and wannabe detectives messing around with and obstructing honest real police work you're going down town in cuffs, you hear me?
To say I am a bit embarrassed about that picture I posted is an understatement wish I could say it'd be the worst I've ever done. A few of my classier co-workers has had some lovely things to say about it. I'm glad to know that even during a sexual heatwave (or whatever that was) I was never so desperate to give them a second glance
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