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[alibaba11]

As the countdown continues to what all the blonde-haired, blue-eyed Aryan children are trying to tell me will be the best year of my life, via brightly colored t-shirts, cheap keychains, and milkshakes, the conviction that there is nothing here for me deepens. As I told a certain apostle, I've done everything worth doing, met everyone worth

Comments

[anonymous]

Good use of "brandish."

-Will

[maochi]

good use of...oodles *hides face in shame*

[alibaba11]

You're the cutest damn baby ever! *goes into an obnoxious high-pitched squealy noise to express her affection*

[scrollkeeper]

what about this baby face? Look into her eyes and tell me she's not cuter.

[kelvienz]

You can't be angsty like me! No one can be angsty like me! I am the only teenager who has ever been through the kind of pain I have been through! I mean, come on, you have no idea where I am coming from. ;) Anyway, I am sure it won't be that bad and you can always give me a call. I know I am obnoxious and the like, but hey....its the best I can do. So if you ever need a foot massage or a back rub or something...I got you covered. Peace.

[alibaba11]

Rowr! Ian reads this journal, so I wouldn't say such things if I were you - he might challenge you to a fight to the pain. And you're not obnoxious, Jon, you're just very focused on something that doesn't happen to interest me. You have my support, though.

[kelvienz]

Yeah, who would have though...me...being focused? Anyway...Ian doesn't need to worry about anything from me...we all know that you find me disgusting :) Peace.

[maochi]

that's a dirty trick there scrollkeeper - if that's indeed your real name. if you want to have baby picture wars there's no end to my arsenal. it was my only cute stage in life so of course i had to milk it for all it was worth. as for you jon, i have bigger fish to fry like clownfish and sea anemones. that's right, even sea anemones are bigger fish than you. please don't hurt me.