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WHAT THE FUCK?!
No Beckham, now Owen, no Rooney, subbing Lennon (one of the best players of the match) and letting Lampard take a penalty, despite his free kicks being utter bollocks.
The single redeeming feature was sending on Crouch, but despite his and Lennon's best efforts we STILL lost!! -
Great advertising for Wimbledon love!
If this woman ate she could easily store a snack on one of the bisected tennis ball shelves she has masquerading as breasts.
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So despite being woken up at stupid o'clock by my sister's alarm, and burning my leg with boiling peppermint tea, my book from Amazon finally arrived and I PASSED MY DRIVING TEST!!!!!!!!!! -
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For those not in the loop, I ordered a book over a month ago that they told me would be dispatched within 24 hours ( Read more... ) -
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I saw a giant wasp this morning. This thing was fucking huge (the body alone was about and inch and a half long) and quite fat (for a wasp). I thought maybe it was a hornet, because I had the idea that hornets were huge, but I've looked up hornets and they're fairly small and a slightly different colour, so I can only think this was just an ( Read more... ) -
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I don't deal with disappointment very well. In fact, I just can't deal with it. It makes me rage. -
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BIG. FAT. FUCK. OFF. EVIL. PAINFUL. SKULL. CRUSHING. BASTARD. OF. A .HEADACHE.
