I have a cat
That thinks it's a bat
So I'll graft on wings
and operate them by strings

Dear Tabbi Kat,

Yes I've shut the bedroom window. I was getting cold at night now we are heading towards autumn. That's no reason for you to stomp out of the bedroom complaining loudly. It is the only window in the house that is fully shut there are plenty of others that you can stick your nose out of.

Your, frozen solid,

CatMum.

( Photos behint t'cut )

I forgot what I was doing
So I had to take up mooing
It may seem rather odd
But it's better than carrying a hod.

I'm going upstairs to bed
To rest my poor wee head
I'm feeling rather tired
And my body's life expired

I hit my thumb
But as it's numb
I was unaware
'Til I saw blood everywhere

Posted via m.livejournal.com.

My cats they were complaining
Telling me it was raining
When I looked to see
It pleaséd me
for the sun it was a shining.

( Read more... )

My slithery snake
I see your big mistake.
Into your water-bowl you shat
the results of eating rat.

Dear Tabbi Kat,
Where are you a digging to?
My little furry friend.
China?
Or just Southend?
Your, sprayed with litter,

CatMum.