Tabbi Kat just wandered up, fished the bananana skin out of my porage bowl, dumped it on the floor and then proceeded to lick the congealed porage up. That cat is weird.

A cat
A little cat
Looking round and round
There she is a sat
and looking very proud.

She lays upon the bed and rests her weary head. In her sleep She twitches her white feet. Why does she stand like that? She is a strange little cat. Why she stands upon the door Rather than solid floor She would not not tell Even when she fell.

Last night I fed Epona for the first time in a month. It happened that a couple of weeks ago she was close to shedding and always ignores food when like this. So I never bother to offer it. It means that she skips a feed. When I offered her a 'Large Weaner Rat, 51-90g' or so it is claimed, she struck at it and coiled around. Ending up in the water ( Read more... )

This was written on the fly as I sat on the steps of a church in a geocache log in response to not finding the cache.
Your cache I say ( Read more... )

Are you coming upstairs to bed to rest your weary head? Or are you staying downstairs awake to keep an eye on my cornsnake?

I put a pad upon my thumb To stop it sticking to my bum A rhyme like that I shouldn't do it Instead I'll go and fill the cruet. Which cat did I stand upon? Who knows for it has gone I really wasn't good I'd best be careful or she'll eat up all my food.

I cannot hear what's going on. So bring to me, a cup of tea, and a fresh cream scone. I'm a Northerner so on and scone do rhyme So please don't waste your time Telling me that scone doth rhyme with blown.
J did tell me to write down the silly snippets of bad poetry that skim across the surface of what passes for my mind. I think I mentioned ( Read more... )

I dropped it on the floor
Now I must clean it up
Afore someone comes in the door
Oh I am such a mucky pup


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Dear Tabbi Kat,

You do know how to use the litter tray. Yes? So why was it this morning that you managed to pee on the floor whilst actually squatting inside it. You are aware that it delayed me giving you your breakfast you poor starving moggie. Even Jenny Cat was less than impressed with you.

Your, scary mop wielding,

CatMum.

It surprises me sometimes what Jenny Cat seems capable of. Like this for instance:


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