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[aliciamzamz]

After much prayer and reading of the Bible and papal documents, I have discerned that the Holy Spirit wants women who wish to follow Marian standards in dress to wear blue and white at all times. In order to follow my calling and spread the word, I will be boycotting all stores that sell items of clothing for women in other colors. I will also be

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[ephraemsyrus]

Honey, I've found our new home:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akashi_Kaiky%C5%8D_Bridge

And as a side benefit, we'll get that vacation to Japan for which I've been clamoring.

[lorganiste]

I hope your veil is of the proper length!

[christine_920]

Would blue jeans and a white T-shirt be acceptable, or must the blue and white clothes be an ankle-length dress?

[aliciamzamz]

In his encyclical on the subject, De colores, Pope Cursillos IV does not mention the exact style of clothing to be worn.

[quettandil]

blue halter, white thong, or other way around?

[aliciamzamz]

Thongs are to be leather, of course, and only worn on the foot. Duh!