Yvain: I think in Equestria depressed people are placed in re-education camps and injected with amphetamines until they perk up.

Alicorn: Maybe ponies are just congenitally cheerful. Besides, we know that malcontents are sent to the moonYvain: Please, please don't send me into space! I promise I'll cover myself with sparkles and shout "Yay" at ( Read more... )

Last week a piece of paper appeared on our door telling us to do various preparatory activities to prepare for being bug-bombed, presumably because someone else in our building complained of bedbugs (we don't personally have any). So this morning we put our soft things in bags and put them all in the kitchen out of the way of the relevant ( Read more... )

If the Internet were a marriageable entity I would totally marry it.

It is clearly courting me. It would not produce such wonderful things and present them to me with such demure generosity if it didn't want me.

piseag wanted me to update my LJ. I don't have that much to say at the moment, but I haven't updated in a long while, so I'll just summarize what little is up with me ( Read more... )

This isn't precisely a FAQ. It's a question/comment-and-answer-format set of instructions for people interested in getting me something for my upcoming birthday (or Christmas or any other occasion or lack of occasion). They are in a strange order in the hopes that I can reduce people being weird about them.

Q1. Something about the instructions ( Read more... )

http://luminous.elcenia.com

It is not necessary to have read, or to have enjoyed, the Twilight books to enjoy this fic. (You might not like the fic, but if so, you will probably not like it for different reasons.)

SIAI does not hate me, nor does it love me, but I am using resources which it can use for something else.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi ( Read more... )

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi ( Read more... )