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Who goes to college!
You may have heard a Liverpool university now has a Beatles major. I applied be adjunct faculty, but I'm already overextended with 8 jobs here in Squidney and driving Queenie to her doctors appointments ( Read more... ) -
Unpublished material.
Here in Squidney we're having a cold bitter winter, so we've resorted to keeping warm by tossing volumes of old papers (John and Max's marriage certificate, their vacation photographs, receipts from Wall Drug, etc) into the fire place. We've almost run out of hot sexy love notes from Keith Moon, so either we'll have to walk to the end of the block ( Read more... ) -
It's a "Blu" Christmas!
One of my cousins-in-law in California recently inherited a large sum of money from her eccentric former employer. As a 'thank you' for the curried goat express posts, she bought us a generous gift. We are now the first household in greater Squidney with HDTV ( Read more... ) -
Happy Who-lloween!
No one has more experience "tranna make a dollar out of 15 cents" than me, so I have some last minute budget costume ideas ( Read more... ) -
Let's get political.
I see the big news over in the States (other than their economy has gone straight down the loo) is this Sarah Palin.
There are a few reasons why I would make a better VP than that country strumpet.
1) Jimmy Carter has nothing on me. During the recording of Quadrophenia, I arranged disarmament (locking the gun cabinet) and the frequent 'peacetalks ( Read more... ) -
Saturday night's alright for ... ice cream
American company Ben and Jerry's, known for honouring functioning heroin addicts who play 43 minute songs, now has an Elton John ice cream, Goodbye Yellow Brickle Road. Over the years they have rejected many Who flavours:
S'more S'ploding Drums - The Keith Moon tribute flavour was to feature big bloated marshmallow, horse tranquiliser shaped ( Read more... ) -
Viva los cocks.
Thanks in part to the nine Corona Lights I've had over the past 14 hours in honour of Día de Independencia, I'm ready to talk, no, I'm ready to SHOUT out of school.
You can't be a rockstar wife without learning some intimate details about the rockers.
( Everything I can remember about the cocks of classic rock ... Part 1? ) -
Update on the Keith Moon movie!
Unbeknownst to anyone, I submitted a script of the 'Keith Moon Biopic' (using a pseudonym, of course). At the rate that production is going, Mike Myers will be twice as old as Moon lived to be before the film reaches theatres. They will have to use the trick Pete Townshend taught me -- putting Vaseline on the camera lens ( Read more... ) -
Australian newspapers need not contact me for interviews.
I personally don't make a point to read trashy tell-all books or interviews, because I don't think people should be rewarded for 'talking out of school'
Where I do make an exception is Peter "Dougal" Butler, former assistant to Keith Moon. His was a job so trying, stressful and full of mortal danger (See: The Wheel, Keith Moon Behind) that he ( Read more... )