I wrote this. I am sorry.

Jan 03, 2010 12:42

Title: That's Why the Germans Are Not Good Lovers
Author/Artist: alistaere
Rating: PG-13 for sexual advances and Prussia's potty mouth?
Warnings: EXTREME SEXUAL AWKWARDNESS THAT YOUR BASAL NERVOUS SYSTEM CANNOT EVEN HANDLE
Summary/Description: Filling a request by cassandracsenta: "GermanyxAllFemaleNations! Basically it's just Germany being crushed on by the female ( Read more... )

fanfiction, unlocked, what is this i don't even, this is why i never write fanfics, derp, hetalia, i am truly sorry

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suwillgetu January 3 2010, 19:15:02 UTC
sexual proclivity

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alistaere January 3 2010, 19:20:03 UTC
That's my two dollar word

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alistaere January 3 2010, 19:21:35 UTC
Also are you online or what

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nutburger January 3 2010, 20:16:57 UTC
see this is why i love Germany SO MUCH

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alistaere January 3 2010, 20:18:58 UTC
IKR. HE IS SO ~PERFECTLY IMPERFECT~

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nutburger January 3 2010, 20:26:45 UTC
what a ~~DREAMBOAT~~ *swoons*

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limey_cricket January 3 2010, 20:36:42 UTC
Oh HunHun, you lovely creature. I knew there was a reason I sex'd you.

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alistaere January 3 2010, 23:09:20 UTC
I am the best of the best, of course. <3

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peekaydee January 3 2010, 20:36:59 UTC
this is filed as one of the best fanfiction ever in my book

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alistaere January 3 2010, 23:09:49 UTC
Awesome!

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seiichirou_uta January 3 2010, 20:37:40 UTC
nice one, haha.

But not falling for the first or second or third..... woman who flirts with him shows one advantage of him:

If he has given away his heart once, he's going to be perfectly loyal. <3

Though it is strange..... being able to wait patiently is not something that is typical for Germans. Normally everything has to work after a short while or else it is dropped.^^; One could think he would appreciate it when women take this kind of "work" away from him and get right to the point. ;)

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