I wrote this. I am sorry.

[alistaere]

Title: That's Why the Germans Are Not Good Lovers
Author/Artist: alistaere
Rating: PG-13 for sexual advances and Prussia's potty mouth?
Warnings: EXTREME SEXUAL AWKWARDNESS THAT YOUR BASAL NERVOUS SYSTEM CANNOT EVEN HANDLE
Summary/Description: Filling a request by cassandracsenta: "GermanyxAllFemaleNations! Basically it's just Germany being crushed on by the female

Comments

[galeaya]

He couldn't even touch a breast without consulting some breast-touching manual

"Just admit that you couldn't handle my brother's awesome sexual awkwardness!"

"Shit, I bet even I could shmooze that fucker out of his pants without even trying!"

God, those were the most epic lines I've ever read in my entire life! XDDDD

will there be more? there won't be more, will there.. XDDD

[alistaere]

I even surprised myself with those!

And there might be more, who knows?

[galeaya]

XD glimmer of hope I shall hold on to you~

[bonzai_bunny]

FFFFT, oh god, this was awesome. xDD Germany was just so awkward and perfect.

They should have given him roses. xDD

[alistaere]

I'm not sure if I'm capable of writing Germany in any other way. It's too much fun. :' >

[inuyashacooks]

OMG AHAHHAHAHAHAHAH. WAY. TOO. AWESOME.

"Did you have your tie on too tight again?"; He couldn't even touch a breast without consulting a breast-touching manual; "Just admit that you couldn't handle my brothers awesome sexual awkwardness!"

imma give my two cents and say there should be a sequel B)

[alistaere]

Haha, there just might be!

Your icon is terrifying and adorable

[guuuu]

THIS ISN'T PORN, WHY AM I READING IT

[alistaere]

IT IS THE CLOSEST THING TO PORN I'LL PROBABLY EVER WRITE SO YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE THE FUCK OUT OF IT

[guuuu]

WITH AN ICON LIKE THAT?!

okay.

[alistaere]

Haha, thanks! I might start working on a sequel; it doesn't get much better than Gilbert trying to seduce his brother for money.