I wrote this. I am sorry.

[alistaere]

Title: That's Why the Germans Are Not Good Lovers
Author/Artist: alistaere
Rating: PG-13 for sexual advances and Prussia's potty mouth?
Warnings: EXTREME SEXUAL AWKWARDNESS THAT YOUR BASAL NERVOUS SYSTEM CANNOT EVEN HANDLE
Summary/Description: Filling a request by cassandracsenta: "GermanyxAllFemaleNations! Basically it's just Germany being crushed on by the female

Comments

[sutekikage]

ROFL, omg...you HAVE TO write an Omake on Prussia's failure/ win xD

[alistaere]

Y'know, a lot of people are asking for a sequel so maybe I'll work on that!

[peridottears]

Where do I begin? -- this is freaking hilarious~ x3333 Italy uber alles~

[alistaere]

Thanks!

[aradiantsun]

This is one of the best things I've ever come across in this fandom. I never get tired of making fun of Germany for stuff like this. And it's a family sport for me!

Absolutely fabulous, this is going in my memories so I get some chuckles in when I'm feeling down.

[alistaere]

Aww, awesome! Glad this story is good for something =)

[simplistic_star]

I read this because the summary seem pretty lulzy. xD I saw the whole bet thing coming hohoho. I mean, I was thinking at least Belarus wouldn't do something like that without a reason. xD It was fun seeing Germany all awkward though.

I think Germany is one of the few that would think this was torture. France would be like, 'this is heaven!' And he really has no idea what happened. At all. xDD Well, that's the charming part I suppose. ^^;

[gloriouslily]

oh dear god this was hilarious xD