I feel like I should get some kind of consolation prize for how many guys I've just met tell me they love me.

I'm a godmother. Baby Bella. Born to the wonderful Mina (and her wonderfully patient husband D-----) at 1:07pm today. Perfect child. Slept almost all day. I can't wait to go back tomorrow.
I can't believe it! Mina's got a baby!

I'm ...
peachy
I've got a giant bruise
had a nosebleed
have rugburns on both knees
and am wearing the cutest dress
^_^
I can't wait to go out and dance more

Me to Of Amber: "You don't like spiders. I think they're cute. That is the difference between us."
Mr. Oblivious to Of Amber: "You know, I've been looking for a Blanche that's afraid of spiders. Do you want to hang out?"

Hipster Guy: Romanticism ( Read more... )

Mr. Oblivious sometimes manages to say the exact right thing to me at the exact right time ( Read more... )

I have recently been forced to realize a painful truth, and today am feeling kinda down.
I have AMAZING friends who care a lot for me and are wonderful. Even the source of the disappointment, I know he cares a lot for me, which is no small comfort.

I'm gonna be fine, though. I am writing to acknowledge an unsung hero in my life. One who picks me up ( Read more... )

I'm not going to be sympathetic to your moral cupcake dilemma.  You ask ME if you should eat a fucking cupcake? As if I could tell you not to. Then, you try to justify eating it to me by saying you'll just try to lose 6 pounds instead of five. Whatever. I have purposely chosen to opt out of that madness despite having been socialized to be ( Read more... )

I just wrote a paper in under 2 hours. From 4:30 - 6:30. I exceeded the page length (which I feel kind of bad about but I don't know how you'd shorten an explication paper). And I still love the poem i wrote about ( Read more... )

On crack and probably gay.