This seems to be the week for everyone to ask me strange questions about my sex life ( Read more... )

Now I understand when dudes say women talk too much ( Read more... )

In most cases I'm good at requesting (some would say demanding) what I want ( Read more... )

So I learned a new trick from my best friend ( Read more... )

Great news for today:

I started my fantasy football team today! YES!

AND

I'm gonna graduate next semester! haha! go me!

ok, ok, so Nyquil needs a chaser.

It's so baaaad!

I tried soy chocolate milk..thick and chocolate tasting...thought it would be like a cherry chocolate delite or something..riiiight

Not bad tasting..but damn my stomach hurts now.

It seemed like a good idea at the time....

Went to my first card party!(it wasn't mine)

I've been wanting to organize a weekly poker party forever!!
I've just had a few fatal obstacles:
I don't know how to play poker
and
I don't have a group of friends to invite.
umph!
Well, a girl can always dream.

My hair smells like an ashtray
YUCK!
and I stayed out too late to get up and take that test...oops!
But
I had fun!

She continues to remind me of that old saying
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free"

But does the person taking the free milk have some kind of moral obligation to pay? or even offer to pay?

Isn't that somehow bad karma?

Can I just say I'm tired of waiting until 9pm to talk..I mean really. If I go over in minutes she'll chop me into little pieces and use them to fertilize the football field. Guess I'll go watch t.v.