fucking poker owns your face. hold em is the most fun thing that ever existed and i swear to god i am going to be a poker master. i beat drumms poker prodigy and soon i am going to at least beat drumm once. i had most of his chips during one heads up match yesterday but he beat me every time. hes a pro though so such is to be expected. today i am ( Read more... )

so my dad had me wake up at 7am so that he could tell me that i start in a couple of days. in the meantime i have to learn things via google about how to generate traffic. i hope he lets me keep this job when im in LA cause then i will be rich and i can buy lots of grey goose gimlets and books and ninja turtles. ok drumm is coming over so my cat ( Read more... )

and why is shameel SOOOO awesome.. who knows. he is the raddest everrr though. we scored the same on that okcupid test too. someday when we are 50 million years old and too feeble and weak to fight with eachother we are going to get married. in the meantime we are going to take over your local walmart.

i am the biggest nerd who ever lived and today ranks top 50 at least of fun days that ive had and i didnt do much of anything besides go to walmart and rent a movie. we rented wonderland and it was pretty good and val kilmer might be on his way to getting typecast as a junky. anyways... yes i am actually really really sick so i look like shit and i ( Read more... )

That the social world knows to deem the beautiful as 'beautiful' simply creates the 'ugly ( Read more... )

why is it so utterly impossible to meet people online who are truly interesting? dont get me wrong, i meet people online who hold my interest but cant we sustain my being interested? i want to meet someone via bandwidth that impresses me consistently and i dont think that should be such a hard task right now when my life is so completely boring. i ( Read more... )

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yah so fuckin.. the internet sucks times infinity plus one. i hate the internet. i actually left my house instead of sitting at the computer being baffled at people's behavior and i had sooo much fun and actually hung out with a real life boy who was gangster instead of waiting for an online one to be nice. rad ( Read more... )

i just had the best time ever. i remember now why i used to be out 7 nights a week in a club. i just found kids who can fucking dance like nobody's business... made friends with the three of them and danced all night long. so much fun. then we all threw ice at eachother and it was such stupid fun. i am way to hard on people and i should spend more ( Read more... )

i have successfully sabotaged my valentine's date. so now im going to.. well im not going to do anything and im excited about it. i dont want someone who i dont like trying to make out with me.

anyways. happyn valentine's day everyone.


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