CELL PHONE

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[ofmyderriere]

"-what the hell is your ringtone, Julio Richter."

[alittlecredit]

[ have a sigh into the receiver. he was eating a nice sandwich! ]

"Hi, Donna. It's Bad Religion. They're a quintessential 1980s punk band from Los Angeles."

[ofmyderriere]

"Ohhh, you're being old at me." [ is really very fond of you, julio, really ] "No, seriously though, I wanted to ask you a tiny, itty-bitty favour-?"

[alittlecredit]

"Am I gonna want to kill people after this favor?" [ totally reasonable question! he doesn't want a rap sheet. ]

GOOD MORNING JULIO RICHTER WELCOME TO YOUR LIFE

[bangyoudead]

"I AM AN ANTICHRIST! I AM AN ANARCHIST! DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAN' BUT I KNOW HOW TO GET IT! I WANNA DESTROY THE PASSER-BY 'CAUSE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WANNNA BEEEEEEEEEEEEE ANARCHYYYYYYYYY!"

oh my god what is this shit

[alittlecredit]

"I AM GONNA FEED YOU YOUR SPLEEN, LEBEAU! CAN'T YOU LEAVE BAD ENOUGH ALONE!"

people pay good money for such enthusastic serenades you know

[bangyoudead]

TACKLE. HEAD NOOGIE.

"ANARCHY FOR DE CITY~ IT'S COMIN' SOMETIME AN' MAYBE I GIVE A WRONG TIME STOP A TRAFFIC LINE WHAT ARE THESE LYRICS MAN YOUR FUTURE DREAM IS A SHOPPIN' SCENE 'CAUSE IIIIIIIIIIII WANNA BEEEEEEEE ANARCHYYYYYYYYYYY WHERE'S YOUR MOHAWK???"

people like lorna

[alittlecredit]

OH MY GOD GET OFF. Have a viciously squirming Rictor.

"MY MOHAWK DIED WITH THE 8-TRACK. NOBODY WILL MISS IT AND IN RETROSPECT IT WAS A REALLY SHITTY INVESTMENT! GET OFF!"

SORRY RIC. HAVE A CHEF SINGING TO YOU?

[head_chef]

HE'S KILLING YOU SOFTLY WITH HIS SONG, RIC. OKAY, LOUDLY. BECAUSE HE'S MORE SHOUTING THAN SINGING.

voicemail; SCREAM

[alittlecredit]

AM I GONNA HAVE TO CALL THE POLICE?

voicemail; AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[head_chef]

AND SAY WHAT? I SANG A SONG ON YOUR VOICEMAIL?

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[bangyoudead]

I am going to murder Jack but at least I figured out what his damage is

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[alittlecredit]

share with the class

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[bangyoudead]

Is totally hung up over Tosh, vice versa, both retarded.

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[alittlecredit]

not that i can't relate but jesus pigtail puller much?

voicemail;

[miss_waldorf]

Rictor, is it?

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