/cracks knuckles

Here we go. You have just entered the crit post for head_chef, also known as THE GODDAMN BATMAN Jack Bourdain ( Read more... )

[lots of filler noise; Jack didn't mean to start recording]

Shit, fuck fuck fuck fuck!

[he realizes he's recording]

I am not too proud to ask for help. Any of you hero types want to rescue me, now would be a fucking fantastic time, please.

[ooc: Only a man as insane as Jack Bourdain deems food important enough to go grocery shopping during an ( Read more... )