Diecinueve

[alittlecredit]

What we need right now is like...ten watermelons.

And a shaker of salt.

Who's with me?

It's something that's not Magneto or registration or...everything else. Why does shit always get heavy?

Comments

[badancestry]

What do watermelons and salt have to do with each other?

[alittlecredit]

You put the salt on the watermelon. It makes it taste sweeter. And if you're really brave, you can put fennel seeds and lime juice on it, too.

[badancestry]

Salt makes it sweeter. Shouldn't it be the opposite way around?

[alittlecredit]

Hey, that's life. I don't ask how it works, I just do it if it makes me feel good, right?

[girlwithabow]

That's a lot of watermelons.

[alittlecredit]

I plan on eating a hell of a lot of watermelon. And sharing with anyone else who wants, and with Madrox. Who might also require a hell of a lot of watermelon.

[girlwithabow]

Don't swallow the seeds. You know what happens when you swallow the seeds, right?

[alittlecredit]

What happens when you swallow the seeds?

private;

[twodogsfighting]

Glad you've seen sense. Don't worry, I'll try somethin' non-lethal first.

private;

[alittlecredit]

I don't know if I've seen sense. I've definitely seen Julian Keller.

Try what works first.

private; going out bbl

[twodogsfighting]

An' I've seen Wanda Maximoff. So there you have it.

I don't want you comin' back from the dead and bitchin' about how I could've just knocked you out afterwards.

private; have fun ruth

[alittlecredit]

I'm going to be honest and say avoiding that bitching is probably futile. Some of us aren't used to being reconstituted from the proverbial sum of our parts like, I don't know, you.

[mohindercooks]

...You eat watermelons with salt?

[alittlecredit]

It tastes better that way. The salt makes it seem sweeter and colder. Like ice cream I guess.

[mohindercooks]

But salt is supposed to make things...saltier.

[alittlecredit]

Well it's like contrast. You know. Like if you eat something really cold on a hot day. It makes it even more refreshing than normal. So salt makes sweet things even sweeter-tasting.

[eiremagic]

Watermelon, huh?

[alittlecredit]

Lots and lots of watermelon. Delicious watermelon. I am willing to share.

[eiremagic]

I'll take some. You mind if I come over?

[ooc: As usual, action y/n? UP TO YOU]