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I don't need any more fucking bread!

Oh, for fuck's sake, do you know how much bread is in me bloody freezer?

I don't even fucking know why, it was some shite I did back before, but that was three bloody years ago and -

No more bread.

....the Guinness, that shite can stay.

I fucking swear there was shite I was supposed to do today. I never come to the lab without a good reason and there's paperwork but I fucking know that this isn't the only shite I was supposed to do.

And I'm not fucking drunk! So this shite isn't because I'm drunk, so don't fucking ask!

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[There's a bed, and in the middle of the bed, there's a lump. The lump shifts and a shock of dark hair is shown, and then Eden yawns]

It's too bloody early.

[Bloody. Hmmm.]

And I'm fuckin' hungry.

[The lump moves around a bit and then Eden finally pokes her entire head out of the covers and looks at the clock]

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If you're sick, do us all a fucking favor and stay home or go to the hospital. Don't wander about in a sick haze and get everyone else vomiting this shite.

If you come in, keep your fucking fluids to yourself.

Seriously, this is not a fucking drill.

If you're not sick, I'm going to say this.

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I was walkin' out of me flat to go to work and me foot slid through a bloody floorboard. Sliced me fuckin' leg to shite. Normally when people have more splinters than leg they stay home but I fuckin' work in a bleedin' hospital.

I think we need a new fuckin' flat.

[Yes they did move only like...six months ago! Surprise]One where the floorboards ( Read more... )

ATTENTION: THE BREAKFAST I MADE THIS MORNING CONTAINED TWO KINDS OF BREAD AND THREE KINDS OF MEAT.

I've got another few minutes here, so I thought I'd share this beeeeeep amazin' number, yeah?

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And in case yeh were outta the beeeeeep loop, this will round out this time. Listen up, skangers, I'm only playin' it once.

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I figure I've done enough layin' about the house lately, but it's odd comin' back, I needed time to get..back to this place ( Read more... )

[There is the sound of sleep - heavy, slow breathing, and then someone moving. Eden is pressing her very cold nose against Frankie's neck.]

Mmm.

[More shifting.]

Damien, yeh stole the bloody covers again.

[A long pause, then a loud thunk!]

What the fuck kind of name is Damien?

[A woman's screech, and the audio cuts out.]

[ooc: Frankie is red