I've been here for three years and almost a half of another bloody year. I know some people've been here longer, but not many ( Read more... )

I'm not haulin' eggs, especially if I can' fuckin' eat them. This is shite, and I refuse to fuckin' do it.

We're goin' to get eaten doin' this. Isn' that what happened in that one movie about this crap? Jurassic Park?

Get away! Frankie, Frankie, where the bloody fuck are-

[There's screaming in Irish, and the sound of a gunshot, and then more screaming; this time both her voice and a man's voice, clearly that belonging to Frankie.]

No, away! Away, tabhair leat é! Fuckin' thing shot at me-

[There's a long silence, and hissing, and then silence again ( Read more... )

Honestly I'm feeling a bit put out.

I think this curse actually passed me by.

What's goin' on?

Hello?

Fuck, Network's quiet as a bleedin' grave.

[The audio turns on suddenly to a whimper]

Ah, shite. Can' come in tomorrow-

[Pause and a hiss]

House that means for yeh, all right? I can' come in tomorrow. I'll let yeh know when I can.

Frankie, bring home somethin' to eat, all right? For a few days. Don' feel like cookin'.

[The camera is on Eden as she is kneading dough, although she looks at the camera, so it's not accidental]

What is it with this place and bad fuckin' poetry? Someone compared me to rose thorn today. I mean all right, yeah, shut the fuck up, I know it's a curse, but really?

I would just say that-

[There's a pause here and she goes still and ( Read more... )

According to Amory, I'm a monkey. I looked it up, not because I didn't believe what he had to say, but yeah, basically.

Occupying the 9th position on the Chinese Zodiac, the Monkey possesses such character traits as curiosity, mischievousness, and cleverness. Forever playful, Monkeys are the masters of practical jokes. Even though their intentions ( Read more... )

Someone cried all over me fuckin' charts.

What the fuck. Did someone die? This is a bloody hospital, people die all the bloody time! How the fuck am I supposed to read names if the ink's run and the paper's all warped from someone having a good fuckin' weep over me charts? For fuck's sake. The omadhaun nursing staff ought to be dragged out and ( Read more... )

This...isn't right.

[There's the sound of someone's shoes squeaking on the floor.]

Chase?

Chase!, which part of the hospital is...

Chase?

Hey! Are yeh ignorin'...

I swear to fuckin' - hello! Hello? Is this a curse?

[And she turns her attention to the Network device]

Someone had better well bloody hear me! Isn't one fuckin' maze per week