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Feb 06, 2011 13:52

According to Amory, I'm a monkey. I looked it up, not because I didn't believe what he had to say, but yeah, basically.

Occupying the 9th position on the Chinese Zodiac, the Monkey possesses such character traits as curiosity, mischievousness, and cleverness. Forever playful, Monkeys are the masters of practical jokes. Even though their intentions ( Read more... )

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misterblackbird February 6 2011, 21:03:18 UTC

It's all nonsense anyway. How, exactly, are stars and planets supposed to influence a person's temperament and life?

eiremagic February 6 2011, 21:38:09 UTC

The moon affects us.

misterblackbird February 6 2011, 22:40:19 UTC

As far as the tides go, I suppose it does. But it doesn't rework one's personality.

eiremagic February 6 2011, 22:41:14 UTC

You've never lived with a woman, have you, boyo.

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vicodincrutch February 6 2011, 21:41:08 UTC

If it wasn't vague it wouldn't be free to apply to many people at once.

eiremagic February 6 2011, 21:42:01 UTC

Just makes it fake, yeah?

vicodincrutch February 6 2011, 22:11:58 UTC

Makes it fake? It's already fake.

eiremagic February 6 2011, 22:15:37 UTC

Yeah but someone can at least make it look real.

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fatespoken February 6 2011, 21:47:23 UTC

A series of convoluted readings and fake mathematics that equate to nothing. Most astrologers still use a model that claims that the earth is the center of our solar system. See? Bullshit.

I'd say Leprechaun suits you more than monkey.

eiremagic February 6 2011, 21:51:04 UTC

I'm not a Leprechaun, either.

fatespoken February 6 2011, 22:56:08 UTC

I've called you leprechaun enough times by now that you should know I'm joking.

eiremagic February 6 2011, 22:57:18 UTC

Well technically I'm not either.

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text trollsbackwards February 6 2011, 22:23:11 UTC

THAT SHIT ISN'T JUST KIND OF VAGUE.
IT'S COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY VAGUE.
PERSONALLY I THINK THE LITTLE FURBEASTS THAT SET THEMSELVES ON FIRE ARE MORE INTERESTING.
WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THAT ONE DESERVES A GOLD STAR.

text eiremagic February 6 2011, 22:24:45 UTC

You have the deities to thank for that shite.

text trollsbackwards February 6 2011, 22:31:56 UTC

IF I EVER FEEL THE NEED TO SPEAK WITH THEM THEN I WILL EXPRESS MY PROFOUND THANKS.
I WILL ALSO ASK THEM TO TAKE THIS BUNNY RABBIT TOO.
I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT IT EATS.
THIS THING ALSO TWITCHES AT ME LIKE IT EXPECTS ME TO DO SOMETHING.

text eiremagic February 6 2011, 22:33:20 UTC

Vegetables, grass. No meat.

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orangetoughguy February 6 2011, 23:45:58 UTC

I think the rabbits were more for shits and laughs.

eiremagic February 7 2011, 04:49:02 UTC

Did you laugh or shite?

orangetoughguy February 7 2011, 05:06:24 UTC

Neither. I left'em alone.

eiremagic February 7 2011, 05:09:26 UTC

Did that work?

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