"Motherfucker, I'm trying to watch The Lost Boys."

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Action!

[Mr. Orange is running a couple errands around town on his very nice and easy and open off-work Sunday. There's mistletoe out around the City but it's like two weeks before Christmas so that's not unusual at all, right?!]

Okay picture this: Bill Murray. He's made up like a zombie or whatever but who the hell cares? It's Bill fuckin' Murray and some guy who looks like a rough neck drifter Woody Boyd. Toking up. Together. Playing Ghostbusters.

With me. With motherfuckin' me.

I gotta sleep after car bombs and cereal bars again.

Steve Rogers and Tony Stark would deny being the best of friends because Steve had America and Tony had his money. At the end of a hard day's work though they had to admit they were pretty good partners. They knew how to assess a target, they knew how to pool their resources, and they knew how to brawl two-on-however many the fuck they needed to. ( Read more... )

Does anyone else think there's some kinda bug going around? Somebody's gotta contain that shit.

[Private to Arthur (the point man)]
Hey. You okay?

( action )

Come at me. I'm fuckin' ready.

( ooc )

I'm still open for work.

I have a motorbike, a set of four wheels, and I can run like hell.

I got references.

education level
- high school (graduated)
- university (2 years)

employment experience
- food service
- retail
- automechanic

special skills
- firearms (advanced)
- vehicle operation (advanced)
- lift 150lbs, drag 185lbs

I go by Orange and I'm looking for work. I'm interested in anything. You name it, we'll talk.

[ooc: Backdated to midday!]

Nothing like wakin' up in the morning with all your girlfriends.

1. "Barracuda" Heart
2. "Edge of Seventeen" Stevie Nicks
3. "Because The Night" Patti Smith
4. "Babooshka" Kate Bush
5. "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" Pat Benatar
6. "Do You Wanna Touch Me" Joan Jett
7. "Fire In My Heart" Lita Ford
8. "Rapture" Blondie
9. "Bloodletting" Concrete Blonde ( Read more... )

Glad that's fucking over with.

[And as soon as this goes up, so does the evidence of his unfortunate encounter with today's curse.]

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[ooc: Just pretend one's in red and one's in blue, Orange Blaze and White Lightning respectively. Orange wins. Needs more 90s era fanfare 8D]