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[eiremagic]

I was walkin' out of me flat to go to work and me foot slid through a bloody floorboard. Sliced me fuckin' leg to shite. Normally when people have more splinters than leg they stay home but I fuckin' work in a bleedin' hospital.

I think we need a new fuckin' flat.

[Yes they did move only like...six months ago! Surprise]One where the floorboards

Comments

[orangetoughguy]

...What happened?

[eiremagic]

.....the wood's rotten or somethin'.

[It's totally not]

[orangetoughguy]

You sure about that?

[eiremagic]

What the fuck else would it be?

[vicodincrutch]

Woe is you.

[eiremagic]

Does that mean yeh're not helpin' take this shite out of me leg?

[vicodincrutch]

No, that means you'll have plenty of material to read while we play operation in real life.

[eiremagic]

Fuckin' fantastic.

Best get to procedure room 12 before the nurse begins.

[immortaltwat]

I doubt it attacked you. Maybe you need to start watching where you're walking.

[eiremagic]

What?

[This is sound advice she's just not in a very 'taking advice' kind of mood, Nathan]

[immortaltwat]

Are you sure it wasn't your ears the floorboard fucked up? I thought you said it was your leg.

[eiremagic]

Nathan, what the fuck makes yeh think I'm in any fuckin' mood to deal with yehr idiot mouth right now?

[never_very_good]

The fuck happened to the floor?

[eiremagic]

I stepped on that floorboard [the one under which she keeps the crowbar, do try to keep up] and it broke in half.

I'm not even that fuckin' heavy.

[never_very_good]

Wonder if the board was weak for some reason.

[eiremagic]

[Maybe because she messed with it. A lot.]

Maybe.