05. voice + text

[alittlegreedy]

Well, geez, if that weren't some crazy last few days. Looks like armor boy's bro hit the road in the meanwhile, too... Huh.

[...]

But guess what, boat? It's survey-time. If you don't wanna fill it out, then don't-- though just so you know, it's for most everyone's benefit that you do.

[text]
1) Name:
2) Age / Actual Age:
3) Gender:
4) Job:
5)

Comments

[chopshopgoddess]

...

What is this for?

[alittlegreedy]

Information gathering.

[chopshopgoddess]

And...why do you need to know peoples cup sizes?

[alittlegreedy]

Well, unless they'd rather just show me...

[so_flighty]

1) Name: Renna!
2) Age / Actual Age: Uhh...like, 20 something? I'm not sure anymore!
3) Gender: Female. Definitely female.
4) Job: Um. Student? That counts, right?
5) What are you: An alien!
6) Something interesting: I can read minds!
7) Where you're from: Earth
8) Who's your leader: Y'know, mom and dad didn't get into that..
9) Cup size: Uh. C something?
10) Are you useful: Totally.
11) Are you physically attractive: Yes!
12) Favorite drink: Scotch!
13) Do you want to be my subordinate: Noooo, but hat's funny!

[alittlegreedy]

Sure, that counts.

[...] Heh, and that's a pretty interesting power you got there.

[so_flighty]

Yeah, it's totally cool, except when everyone around me is thinking, then it gets super noisy and it gives me a headache.

[alittlegreedy]

It's gotta be in person for it to work then?

[Text]

[messyturk]

1) Name: Reno
2) Age / Actual Age: 26
3) Gender: Does it matter?
4) Job: possibly bartending
5) What are you: a Turk
6) Something interesting: 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
7) Where you're from: Midgar
8) Who's your leader: N/a
9) Cup size: [scribbles]
10) Are you useful: Define Useful?
11) Are you physically attractive: I've been told so.
12) Favorite drink: Mixed or straight?
13) Do you want to be my subordinate:

[Text]

[alittlegreedy]

Yeah, it does. And by "useful" I mean, do you have a purpose or are you of at least some service to people?

Doesn't have to be limited to just that, either.

[Text]

[messyturk]

Why do you care what gender I am?

I'm very useful in some situations and completely useless in others.

[Text]

[alittlegreedy]

I wouldn't hit a woman. Besides, sometimes it can be hard to tell.

Describe the type of situations you'd be useful in.

[standardpackage]

What th' fuck's this fer anyway?

[alittlegreedy]

"Most everyone's benefit."

Text

[standardpackage]

[Have some quiet mumbling before Jinx switches to text.]

1) Name: Jinx
2) Age / Actual Age: 34
3) Gender: Male
4) Job: Explosives engineer
5) What are you: Fuck you
6) Something interesting: Fuck you
7) Where you're from: Haven
8) Who's your leader: Nobody
9) Cup size: Fuck you
10) Are you useful: Yes
11) Are you physically attractive: Fuck you
12) Favorite drink: Alcohol
13) Do you want to be my subordinate: Sure why not

ROFL 1/ a number

[alittlegreedy]

[Well.]

[Text]

[pimp_hat]

1) Name: great-father winter
2) Age / Actual Age: between 1 and 100
3) Gender: undecided
4) Job: local drunk
5) What are you: a lovable rogue
6) Something interesting: raptors are ticklish
7) Where you're from: my mother
8) Who's your leader: never had much need for one
9) Cup size: depends what im drinking
10) Are you useful: are you?
11) Are you physically attractive: damn straight
12) Favorite drink: the alcoholic kind
13) Do you want to be my subordinate: no but you can be mine

[alittlegreedy]

To myself, yeah. Gonna have to pass on the last one though.

[Audio]

[pimp_hat]

Huh, it be lookin' like we be at an impasse den.

[Audio]

[alittlegreedy]

Maybe. What's a raptor?