05. voice + text
Well, geez, if that weren't some crazy last few days. Looks like armor boy's bro hit the road in the meanwhile, too... Huh.
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But guess what, boat? It's survey-time. If you don't wanna fill it out, then don't-- though just so you know, it's for most everyone's benefit that you do.
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But guess what, boat? It's survey-time. If you don't wanna fill it out, then don't-- though just so you know, it's for most everyone's benefit that you do.
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4) Job:
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2) Age / Actual Age: Several centuries
3) Gender: Male, at the moment
4) Job: I don't have one
5) What are you: An angel
6) Something interesting: I don't understand.
7) Where you're from: Heaven
8) Who's your leader: My Father
9) Cup size: ...What?
10) Are you useful: Yes
11) Are you physically attractive: I don't know.
12) Favorite drink: I don't need to drink
13) Do you want to be my subordinate: No thank you.
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A shame your pops didn't give you a female one.
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2) Age / Actual Age: Uh.... I've never had a birthday before, so I don't know.
3) Gender: Female
4) Job: A red mage!
5) What are you: A Mithra! Not a Chimera!
6) Something interesting: I can use crystal synthesis!
7) Where you're from: The nation of Bastok, Vana'Diel.
8) Who's your leader: Ah, that depends on what contient or nation you're in.
9) Cup size: ...Excuse me?
10) Are you useful: Yes.
11) Are you physically attractive: Why are you asking this?
12) Favorite drink: Selbina milk!
13) Do you want to be my subordinate: You mean work for you? Well I'm an adventurer after all.
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Cup size is your breast size. The being physically attractive part is just a plus for the shallow.
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Yeah, at least it gives me something to do?
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2) Age / Actual Age: 15
3) Gender: Female
4) Job: Princess
5) What are you: ...
6) Something interesting: I know at least twenty different ways to kill you with a chopstick. :)
7) Where you're from: The Fire Nation
8) Who's your leader: No one My father, Fire Lord Ozai
9) Cup size: What? [Azula doesn't wear bras 8D]
10) Are you useful: Are you?
11) Are you physically attractive: Without question
12) Favorite drink: Spiced rum.
13) Do you want to be my subordinate: Why don't you come ask me personally. [When pondering this option, please refer to the answer on question 6.]
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"Cup size" refers to your bra size. Based on that, wouldn't have guessed you to be fifteen. [B| BLUNTNESS I HAS IT]
And ten is a "yeah", but only to myself.
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Useful only to yourself, hm? Pity.
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"Everyone's benefit," huh?
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1) Name: Isabella Maria Carmen dela Vega
2) Age / Actual Age: A lady never reveals her age.
3) Gender: Female
4) Job: Prince of Buffalo
5) What are you: Isn't it obvious?
6) Something interesting: I have several college degrees.
7) Where you're from: Buffalo, by way of Barcelona.
8) Who's your leader: I am.
9) Cup size: Bigger than a dust mite, smaller than a planet.
10) Are you useful: Are you?
11) Are you physically attractive: I'm not called the Death of Men for nothing.
12) Favorite drink: AB Positive
13) Do you want to be my subordinate: In your dreams.
I believe I have answered sufficiently.
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They turn out to be good subordinates, then?
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