05. voice + text

[alittlegreedy]

Well, geez, if that weren't some crazy last few days. Looks like armor boy's bro hit the road in the meanwhile, too... Huh.

[...]

But guess what, boat? It's survey-time. If you don't wanna fill it out, then don't-- though just so you know, it's for most everyone's benefit that you do.

[text]
1) Name:
2) Age / Actual Age:
3) Gender:
4) Job:
5)

Comments

[text]

[kazeyotsutaete]

1) Name: Roll.
2) Age / Actual Age: Twelve.
3) Gender: Female, kinda.
4) Job: Helper robot/housekeeper.
5) What are you: Robot.
6) Something interesting: Did you know that it is estimated that 500 to 1000 species of bacteria live in the human gut and a roughly similar number on the skin?
7) Where you're from: Monsteropolis.
8) Who's your leader: ... what?
9) Cup size: ...
10) Are you useful: I try.
11) Are you physically attractive: ...
12) Favorite drink: Don't have one.
13) Do you want to be my subordinate: No, and Mister Jinx is mine so we'll have to work out a deal Mister Greed.

[Guess who went and listened/read other replies.]

[text]

[alittlegreedy]

3) ...
6) Gross.
9) Pretty sure I already know this anyway.
10) You are, don't worry.
13) I'm listening.

[text]

[kazeyotsutaete]

3) Hm?
6) Makes me glad I'm not human.
13) You are?

[text]

[alittlegreedy]

3) Nothing.
6) Almost wonder if I'm the same.
13) Well, reading, at least.

[heavyweaponsbot]

What is the point of this?

[alittlegreedy]

Usually, the point of a survey is to gather info.

[heavyweaponsbot]

I am aware. Why do you want to know?

[alittlegreedy]

It's a thirst for knowledge.

[audio]

[notwhatiwas]

I think you know quite enough about me already.

[audio]

[alittlegreedy]

There's always room for more.

[audio]

[notwhatiwas]

What are you offering in return for this wealth of personal information?

[audio]

[alittlegreedy]

Depends. What would you find acceptable in return?

[alittlegreedy]

Right.. that does seem a little unfair, doesn't it?

1) Name: Greed
2) Age / Actual Age: Old
3) Gender: Male
4) Job: Bar owner
5) What are you: Not human
6) Something interesting: Never told an outright lie in my life
7) Where you're from: Amestris, Dublith
8) Who's your leader: Me
9) Cup size: N/a
10) Are you useful: To myself
11) Are you physically attractive: Yes
12) Favorite drink: Absinthe, straight
13) Do you want to be my subordinate: N/a

[Audio]

[alittlegreedy]

"Binding and banishing the dead." Huh. They don't come back in my world.

Sometimes lies can't be helped. But yeah, Greed's my real name.

[Text] Sorry I couldn't resist

[ohhaimark]

1) Name: Johnny
2) Age / Actual Age: That is a rude qwuestion
3) Gender: I'm am boy
4) Job: Banking
5) What are you: A Martian ha ha do you see there what I did/
6) Something interesting: Their is a spoon museum in New Jersy with thousands of spoons from all over the woruld
7) Where you're from: Mars obviosuly haha
8) Who's your leader: Err I think his name is Zog ha hha
9) Cup size: Coffee cup I think
10) Are you useful: I save the bank a lotof money
11) Are you physically attractive: I think I mean thet is a hard question haha ha
12) Favorite drink: I don't drink
13) Do you want to be my subordinate: I do not understand the question

[Text] s'okay~

[alittlegreedy]

[...]

What's a martian?

[Text]

[ohhaimark]

You know, like space men? Like ah ... immigrant?

[Text]

[alittlegreedy]

You can go to space?