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Oct 24, 2011 19:24

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[audio] pinnedbangs October 24 2011, 14:31:41 UTC

[What the hell was this language?! It was so cool, not everyone wrote like this! Color Rin impressed. Problem was, he couldn't read a damn word of it.]

Where'd you learn to type like that?

[ audio ] leavveallhope October 24 2011, 15:28:32 UTC

It's not fuckin' hard to type like this, genius. Doesn't anyone on this planet know how to code? Coddamn it.

[ audio ] pinnedbangs October 25 2011, 01:21:26 UTC

[Yeah, well. Fuck you too.]

No one on earth types like that!

[ audio ] leavveallhope October 25 2011, 14:13:22 UTC

[See, this is why Eridan makes no friends. Sob.]

I'm not from fuckin' Earth, you idiot. Do I look like I'm from Earth to you? Is everyone in this place blind or dumb or something?

[ audio ] pinnedbangs October 26 2011, 00:50:17 UTC

[Eridan's like aged cheese. . . /patpat]

How the hell am I supposed to see you?! The video's not on!

[ video ] leavveallhope October 26 2011, 12:43:18 UTC

[The stinkier the more delicious? 8D]

[There, Eridan turns the video on, just as he's throwing a dead zombie dog outside his window.]

There, can you fuckin' see now? Take a good look at your first glimpse of troll royalty.

[His skin is gray; his irises are yellow; he has fins on each side of his face; and, he's got two jagged horns protruding from his head.]

[ video ] pinnedbangs October 26 2011, 13:32:30 UTC

[pfffff yeah sure, let's go with that! 8D;;]

[For a moment Rin's thinking he's looking at one of the monsters here, but this one was sentient. The only logical conclusion then for the exorcist in training to make was that this guy was a demon. Yay.]

It was better when I couldn't see you.

[If this is the prince, he fears for the beautiful princess. But Rin's not a good example of how a human should look. His ears are pointed and every time he speaks, he reveals all of his sharp teeth. Then there's that tail . . . but that can't be seen.]

[ video ] leavveallhope October 26 2011, 13:38:25 UTC

You humans are fuckin' rude. You said you couldn't see me so I was civilized enough to let you see me, and now you're fuckin' complainin'. This planet is disgustinly barbaric.

[He snarls, and you can see all of his sharp teeth.]

[ video ] pinnedbangs October 26 2011, 14:06:28 UTC

[He's not human, but Rin will never correct him. Then again, Rin has his doubts that they're even on Earth.] S'more like Hell.

I'm complaining because there wasn't anything civil about you, troll. [Rin shrugs his shoulders. Eridan was like a big-shot arrogant air-head - as far as Rin could tell.]

[ video ] leavveallhope October 26 2011, 15:51:58 UTC

What are you talkin' about? I haven't tried to kill you yet. As far as I know, I'm bein' totally civil.

[And Rin was right on the money! 8D]

[ video ] pinnedbangs October 26 2011, 16:13:10 UTC

Civil my ass! You couldn't kill me if you tried.

[Does he get a prize?! 8D]

[ video ] leavveallhope October 26 2011, 16:48:32 UTC

I'm not goin' to go and prove exactly what I can do when I know I can do it. Besides, I've already killed people important to me an' I feel like an asshole about it, so I'm not goin' to go makin' myself feel shittier.

[He can be friends with an alien? 8D]

[ video ] pinnedbangs October 26 2011, 17:51:40 UTC

I wouldn't want you to prove it. It doesn't matter whether you can kill me or otherwise. [And he's not going to mention that killing him would be very hard... -- O-Oh. Despite Eridan's big mouth and apparent blood lust, he's suffered... Rin softens up a little.]

Why'd you kill them?

[/FRIENDSHIP ACCEPTED]

[ video ] leavveallhope October 26 2011, 18:01:17 UTC

What's it to you?

[Surly Mcsurlyson.]

[And then . . .]

I lost control. Didn't mean to flip my shit but I did. It happens to highblood trolls. It still makes me feel fuckin' shitty even if I think I've pretty much paid for that mistake because I'm now dead.

[ video ] pinnedbangs October 26 2011, 18:18:02 UTC

[That's it. Whenever Rin meets this little troll in person, he is giving him a head pat.]

You're dead?! [WHOA WHAT BUT -- ...whatever, it doesn't matter. This whole Aliunde place was weird, so this could make sense.] ...Never mind. That sounds like something I almost did.

[a pause and a nice smile for Eridan] You're not so bad, troll! ...I'm Rin Okumura.

[ video ] leavveallhope October 27 2011, 13:37:01 UTC

[He wants all your head pats. All of them.]

Yeah, I'm fuckin' dead. You heard it right the first fuckin' time.

Of course I ain't so bad, I'm Prince Eridan Ampora! [Looking arrogant here, yep.]

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