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i'm still standin'
yeah
yeah
yeah

ethiopians are dying left and right

so i'll go buy a cheese burger

priorities, minorities

set 'em straight

take you seriously, oh, c'mon

stocker, stalker, stoctor

bitches will be bitches"I’ll never marry; I’ll never wed ( Read more... )

"to know her
is to love her
and I love her
but I don't know her"

SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS ( Read more... )

you can't fucking trust anyone

i don't have friends
i don't have family

we're all sick, disgusting

i'd rather be a dinosaur

frontal lobe bullshit, it's our curse

the waters need to rise or earth needs to collide into the sun

bitches

and fuck texas

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A self-obsessed congressman learns the value of helping others when he is told by God to build an ark to prepare for a flood.

Evan Almighty starts June 22nd!


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