you're all gonna eat your own words. so, make 'em sweet for your own sakes.

oooooh
i'm only twenty-two
i'll live forever
and ever

my mom wanted to name me after daniel johnston.

you know i take the pussy seriously. let me tell you. you gotta take the pussy seriously. i mean, there's a priority for a tight ass. but if it's hairy, i go for the tits. but if the tits are hairy, hey, it's right back to the pussy. but you've gotta speak to that pussy, son. you don't really talk to it. you make a vow to it. now, no ( Read more... )

i'll get you motherfuckers if it's the last thing i do. oh, you're gonna pay for what you did to me. for every second i spend in this hellhole, i'll see you spend a year in living hell! oh, you fucks are gonna beg me to let you die. no, no, not yet. i want you cocksuckers to suffer. oh, i'll fix your fuckin' asses, all right. maybe a long ( Read more... )

if my hope was an axe, you'd been dead by now ( Read more... )

i'm a writer and singer ( Read more... )

the fire in my heart is just enough to spark a cigarette.

i'd call it a good quality. knowing people can't count on you to do anything and if they could, you'd still wrong whatever errand you've been asked to run for them. they know not to ask of you for the accomplishing of any mission. therefore, you do no wrong to anyone except yourself. the side-effects are grieving, depression, and self-loathing ( Read more... )

i came up with a new game show idea recently. it's called "the old game." you got three old guys with loaded guns on stage, they look back at their lives, see who they were, what they accomplished, how close they came to realizing their dreams. the winner is the one who doesn't blow his brains out. he gets a refrigerator.

do i have an original thought in my head? my bald head? maybe if i were happier, my hair wouldn't be falling out. life is short. i need to make the most of it. today is the first day of the rest of my life. i'm a walking cliche. i really need to go to the doctor and have my leg checked. there's something wrong. a bump. the dentist called ( Read more... )