Hooah Navy Seal Obstacle Course tomorrow.

Im in VA for some training. I'll be back middle of august.

Starting today:

2 weeks of training with the 195, wont be home.
5 days off
5 weeks of specialty training in virginia.

So Im saying my goodbyes now, since I probably wont be around much until august 18. Have a good rest of the summer, dont do anything stupid, like die, unless you speak dirka.

Im bored, so Im going to say what, at this exact moment of my life, is pissing me off ( Read more... )

I was going to write a real angry post, but what it comes down to is that I have WAY better things to do, such as practicing beating off with my left hand.

( Read more... )

I dont know the extent of the local liberal community that read this anymore, but Im posting this anyway because Im thinking about it ( Read more... )

So my unit was slated to go up to Canada for Convoy training, and now we're not, so that takes me from about an 80% chance of getting deployed to closer to a 50% chance (even though the money would be good, and I'd love to blow up a sand nigger).

So thats good.

And I'll tell you something else right now. I have the solution to the drug problem in this country. Nobody wants to hear it, but I have it. Not less drugs, more drugs. Get more drugs, and give 'em the right fucking people. Mmm mm, cuz every time you hear about some famous guy overdosing on drugs, it's always some really talented guy. It's always ( Read more... )

It's 5:37 right now, and I'm awake. I hate falling asleep by accident during the day. It's going to be a long day too ( Read more... )

Everyone has something that they do best. I think I'm just good at being an asshole and a smartass.

That's right. I'm a professional smartass. So fuck you.

Dennis Leary is the fucking man.