when they're not busy pissing me off.

dear g-o-d,

why do so few people not suck?
just playing.
but not really.

your dawg,
aliah

imaginary, not-so-imaginary friend,

i will never like the taste of other people's spit.
please stop assuming i will change my mind.

thanks,
aliah

dear sam,

dump her. she will show you sin like your little mind could never fathom.

sincerely,

her sister

for each clue, finish the following : "fucker in aliah's life that..."


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i just thought i would share a few things, like

• e.g. has taken a new meaning with me. why do swordfighters insist on hitting and quiting? fuckers!
• cheap super glue containers burst easily. my hands are coated with white stuff, which is never a good thing.
• i hate the taste of other people's saliva. keep it to your own goddamn self!
• cat power show ( Read more... )

• many people are talking about all the colleges that accepted them. i am still talking about the one i rejected.
• when baking, i like to taste batters. this morning i baked a red velvet cake, and my mouth still looks like an accident.
• i saw jo manly. heart-breaker, dream-maker.
• mi myspace is officially bitching in my eyes. i am a dreamer.
• boys are a ( Read more... )

so, i actually said "do you want to HANG OUT sometime"

well, i'm off to tra-la-la-la land.

you should try it.

today was my second first day at sb. the cool kids, who would be the cool losers at south, tried to haze me. they failed, and when they did, i felt sorry because i knew they were used to failing.

( time-waster )

• i like different people for different reasons; but i do not list reasons why i like them, because then i would start listing aspects of life.
• i tore apart my room in twenty minutes, and cleaned it in sixty-ish.
• i regret having stayed at the slump dance until 10:30; nili, cathy, becca, and andy are the puss. (i never understood why people compared ( Read more... )

( gosh, someone is stupid )