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[allbutlegall]

i have never in my life been in such an awkward position then i was this morning.

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me too....

[theskyexploded]

i know how you feel... this morning i woke up wearing fishnet stockings somewhere off the coast of nebraska.. and gah damn did my nostrils hurt... and i had no idea who that mermaid chick who looked like goldie hawn really was... plus i couldn't seem to walk straight and this guy who looked a little bit like orlando bloom kept saying "avast ye matey! how blows the siren's horns? har har har!"

-knote-

Re: me too....

[allbutlegall]

i woke up next to an old mans penis.

beat that ketchup.