the best quotes recently are coming from my American Radicalism class.

(picture the student - Andrew - as a twentysomething male college kid, and John - the teacher - as a 55-60 year old laid back old hippie with a beer belly and ponytail)

Andrew: *raises hand* You know, John- that new book by Tom Brokaw- The Greatest Generation - that book just ( Read more... )

Metro bus in Seattle:
(girl discussing how to get help before an exam over her cellular)
"no, but I really think that you should wear a low-cut shirt. It's what I always do and it absolutely helps."
Wow.
-N*

Phone conversation in the office cafeteria lunch room. Apparently she was trying to be secretive…but the giggles kind of give it away ( Read more... )

While walking my dog, I overheard the following snippet of argument between two drunken frat boys outside their house:

"Dude, I know you pissed on me. Don't even lie about it."

"I need a claymore . . . I'm going hunting."

"It's real earthquake weather today."

My idiot cousin: "What is brown rice made of? Wheat?"

"25th and Hennepin?! There IS no 25th and Hennepin!!"

- A very disgruntled and angry-sounding man, talking to another man, 20 feet from the clearly marked intersection of 25th and Hennepin

Girl: I don't wanna do my homework!
Girl 2: Oh go on, it will make your children grow.
Girl: But I don't WANT children!
Girl 2: Sorry, I forgot I can't entice you with babies.

Guy: What's our president?
Girl 1 *goes into deep concentration*
Girl 2: Stupid! we're in Canada, we have a prime minister, not a president.
Girl 1: Oh yea. *laughs*
Girl 2: Ok, what's his name?
Girl 1: *blank stare* George bush?

Me: Hey, what's a really classy and oldfashioned female name?
Scott: *blank stare* Barbara