Retail Ratatouille

[alleged_artist]

I need answers!!!
I may have posted about this before, but if I have I can't remember it and I'm fresh out of ideas anyway.

So....
In my job things are very social. We greet 400 people a day and if we're not careful we might sound fake after a while. And if anything, we do NOT sell fake.  I make it a requirement that my staff make up new answers to

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[sweetseadragon]

I introduced "topic of the day" at one place that I worked and it got really good results. A fun spin-off of that would be polls - they could be yes/no...simple, benign questions. People can get into that.

You could also do word of the day from a dictionary site OR see the one that urbandictionary posts everyday.

[mcpupil]

Q: How are you?
A: Really, or are you just saying hi?

Q: What's up?
A: The sun, the moon and the sky.

Q: What's going on? / What are you doing?
A: I'm standing on the surface of the Earth traveling at a speed of roughly 565.11 miles per second, staring at all of the objects around me traveling at the same speed, that from my limited perspective appear stationary. What's going on with you?

[snmnstrz21]

You could all start screaming that the person said today's secret word: how