God has smiled upon you this day ( Read more... )

looks like i'll never have to search for dirty stories ever again. i'm quite impressed by some of these. i didnt read much but i giggled a lot. you can giggle too!

-em

sorry it's taken me so long, but here are the pictures of max's surgery-esque piercings.

here we go...

have a good night.

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EDIT THAT SHIT
i am fucking sick of trying to get these pictures to show up on this page. i give up. i know, i know, it's not that ( Read more... )

news from springfield, USA...

the pot-bellied sparrow is the state bird for whatever state the simpsons live in.
and *bowtie* is their state pasta.

huh. learn something new every day.

i'm sitting here watching "beautiful girl". it's a TV show about a fat girl that just got engaged and is about to enter a beauty pageant, i think. her family's all jewish and eats funny soup. she's talking about how all of these little tiny 9 year old girls in her class are watching britney spears on TV and trying to look like barbie dolls and that ( Read more... )

today was interesting. i worked at night instead of during the day like i usually do. i don't know why i'm actually typing in this thing, no one's ever going to read it. that's ok though, that's why it's a journal. online. an online journal. defeats the purpose, kinda, eh? anyway. so.... anyway. some things got cleared up today, and that kind of ( Read more... )

so, I haven't done this in quite a while. while. w-h-i-l-e. that's a strange word indeed. so, just to let everyone know, my "M" key doesn't work too well. so if i'm missing a few m's here and there, dont be mad at me. also notice that when i started this paragraph, i was capitalizing and hyphenating and apostrophe-ing and now i refuse to do so. i ( Read more... )

Nate (again) is being dragged into lifting heavy objects for his dad. That sucks, because Nate is lazy. I'm sitting here watching Real TV and it's making me giggle. Some retard fucker just ran into a moving train with his motorcycle. Ok. Dren just changed the channel to Fraiser, and it's the episode after the one where Fraiser sets up Roz and that ( Read more... )

I swear, if he was real, i'd give him a huge hug. i like this place, but i have a small feeling that the people in this place might be a little bit upset with me. if i did anything to piss anyone off, i kind of need to know, if ya'll don't mind. also, i'd like to clear up any confusion about this weekend's events. if you know what i'm talking about ( Read more... )

Staring at the wall. Listening to Dren babble about how wonderful this page is. This sounds like a good time. (Not really.) But it's free, so i'll give it a shot. Someone please talk to me and make me feel warm and fuzzy inside.