If you keep a mind that's too open, you never know what's going to fall in. Or out...

[alleyalligator]

The babysitter lay mouldering in the bath tub.  Mal kept meaning to do something about her, but then he'd get distracted by more important things like counting the hairs around his belly button or wondering whether anyone from the agency would realise that he didn't actually have any children or if he could get away with ordering another girl in.

Comments

[zeitgeistic]

Wow, this is twisted. very cool.

[alleyalligator]

Thank you! I was a little concerned that I might have pushed the Idol audience too far, but the response has been great, which is lovely.