Jason vs. The Vampire Deer

[alleyprowler]

The title of this entry sounds like a really bad horror movie, but I assure you, it's not. It is a true story, and none of the names have been changed

Comments

[suzu]

Tell your coworker to pee on his weeds. Works for my neighbor and will keep creepy Uncle Ian at bay. Possibly the police will be visiting him, but.

[alleyprowler]

You know, I suggested that strategy before I got into the whole Uncle Ian debacle.

I'll follow up on it tomorrow and let you know.

[okaasan59]

I've heard of male persons doing that, even a scientist who was studying wolves peed on his "territory" so the wolves wouldn't actually come into his camp. I've always had this insane urge to try this myself--except that since I can't pee standing up, I'd have to resort to, um, containers. I also have no wild animals I need to deter. Alright, alright, so I just want to pee standing up outdoors!! Is that so wrong??

[alleyprowler]

Well, there's this...

[meritjubet]

Re: Wee option. Is one person enough for this job? ;)

Best not to interact with the people who deal with blood and tear gas like substances.

[alleyprowler]

I think Jason should buy a few kegs of beer and have a pee party. Invite the neighbors. Saturate the place. That'll show those vampire deer. *nodnod*

[kasra_c]

And here I thought my mother was weird for putting human hair around her garden to keep deer and rabbits out. Obviously she should have gone for blood. (Though given that the hair came from me, maybe I'll be quiet on this matter.)

[alleyprowler]

Now that's a bit of folk wisdom I've never heard before. Maybe I should donate all the tangled-up stuff in my hairbrushes and the clogs in my shower drain to the cause. I'm sure Uncle Ian would appreciate it =)

[alleyprowler]

So if I bury the bodies under my roses, they'll bloom more? Excellent!

...wait, did I type that out loud?