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I'm actually kind of looking forward to my chicken.

Seriously rotisserie chicken, you and me and a bottle wine have a date at the kitchen sink.

I think I'm so used to getting screwed over and I'm always expecting to be that I've stopped noticing when I do it to other people.
So...sorry, everyone ever.

How many pbr tallboys does it take to realize no one wants to talk to you? 5 + a shot of something with crown in it.

I'd like to take this opportunity to complain about women, school, looking for a job, the direction my life appears to be taking, and all the mistakes I have made.

Fortunately for you, I have homework. Let's just say the outlook is terrible on all fronts.

How much everything is going to change? Technology has been progressing at an exponential rate. Nanotech is going to change everything. Can you imagine it? Buildings made of diamond. Towers higher than the clouds on rail thin columns made of some steel-like substance stonger than anything we know now. Cables like spiderweb supporting everything, or ( Read more... )

So, I wrote this thought out and eloquent (for me here) email and I can't decide if I should send it or not. When someone has decided to not like you, is it really worth trying to mend every unintentional affront?
Is not going out of your way to be nice being mean?

Why am I nice?

I guess no one likes my cooking. This is not surprising, but does still make me a little sad.

come on baby play me something like 'here comes the sun'

Well, my day just got ruined. That is all.