why is that second flip-flop always so hard to find?

WHY WONT PAPERS WRITE THEMSELVES!

oh ho ho boy--I took PotA over to Sarah's last night so that he and Lucy, her cat, could play. PotA hid in between a foot rest and a chair all night, and Lucy guarded her poop box and proceeded to eat all of her food so that PotA couldn't. It was fantastic...we drank 40's and watched "The Flavor of Love" reunion show. Flava' ( Read more... )

well...
I finally got my rejection letter from usc's grad school. I'm pretty pumped about that.
I think Im going to eat myself into oblivion

http://www.vnunet.com/vnunet/news/2152827/holographic-storage
What the crap! .5 TB holographic storage. I am about to shit myself here ( Read more... )

St. Patrick's Day ( Read more... )

No Bread!?
Married to the Sea has some real fucking fantastic comics.

I don't think that I will ever get tired of just watching cats go apeshit over catnip.

God, I am dumb. Dumb, dumb, dumb.

In other news, I just put way too much Brylcream in my beard. While it is very shiny and fluffy...it is also very oily.

Spring Break has been awesome. Last Saturday, I went to Georgia to go on a fishing camping trip with Bobby, Ryan and Stephanie....we caught no fish, but it was a really good time, and I had lots of fun. We got back on Monday, and I left on Tuesday to go to the mountains with Sarah and Reid, and that was a fucking blast. We were super-productive ( Read more... )

Dear Bobby,

I can't keep it in my heart any longer. You are my shining star! I want to touch your butt SO BAD. When can we break this charade and feed the fire in our hearts? You're my sweetest one and only! TOUCH MY BUTT!

Love,
Grant


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