I think I would sooner find religion and join a monastary than get in another god damn relationship

I want to start off with this terrifying link I ran across this morning
http://www.bu.edu/alumni/buforward/archives/Dec_2006/articles/spies.html

Have they not seen "Deep Blue Sea?" While this is slightly different, it's really just as ridiculous. Also, water on Mars, and a dodecahedronally shaped universeSpeaking of the end of the world, I went ( Read more... )

things have been going well recently--me and Bobby are working at Blue Cross Blue Shield now and have been for the past month or so...it's a swell job where we do nothing and get paid a good bit ( Read more... )

I got a job about 3 weeks ago reading meters for SCE&G-- And while walking for ten hours straight, getting chased by dogs, jumping fences, and traipsing through the jungles of Columbia are pretty much in the job description...a guy kind of pulled a gun on me on Monday. When I say "kind of," I mean that he walked out side with a semi-automatic ( Read more... )

I don't like that "tear" and "tear" are spelled the same way...you can't always differentiate them in context, and it has troubled me since my youth.
maybe I'm just dumb.
got a bike today! for free!

Riding a rhythm as ancient as Africa and the groove of a shrinking globe, Earth, Wind & Fire's Maurice White sought inspiration beyond the L.A. skyline. The Latina muse called him to South America to explore the secrets of the samba and tell the story of the serpentine fire. With soothing tropical strings and galaxy-blasting horns, EW&F created a ( Read more... )

a) I don't have a job
ii) My Grandfather owns a jewelry store where he does repairs
A) he's really old
3) I like doing jewelry repair

--I started working with my grandfather today at his store, learning his trade, and I am very excited.

EDIT: The patch is working excellently.

Ice Station Awesome had it's weekly challenge last night--Apple Smashing. You have three apples, and after spinning around 3 times, you must smash the apples on your head, the first to finish is the winner! the video is up on youtube.com, thanks to Ryan (equivoke) at ( Read more... )

I like it when soap dries out ad becomes all cracked and the levels all seperate out. I also like biscuits like that. mmm.

THE TANUKI IS A REAL ANIMAL ( Read more... )

PotA is officially a bastard cat. Last night he played "stow-a-way." As I left the room to get some water, he somehow opened the bottom drawer to my dresser and climbed inside with all my t-shirts. I looked around for him in the room, didn't see him, so I shut the door and went to sleep. Fast-forward to 4 in the morning: sharp pain in my toes ( Read more... )