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[allies]

BECAUSE YOU MORONS KEEP ASKING AND ASKING AND ASKING
ALLOW ME TO EDUCATE YOUR FEEBLE THINK PANS IN THE COMPLEX ART OF TROLL ROMANCE.
MAYBE THIS WILL STOP YOU FUCKERS FROM ACCIDENTALLY HITTING ON US.
WHICH, BY THE WAY, IS UNCOMFORTABLE AND DISGUSTING.
NO INTERSPECIES SLOPPY MAKEOUTS ARE GOING TO HAPPEN WHILE I'M IN CHARGE, GOT IT?

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[nie_unschuldig]

Basically what you're saying is this kismesissitude thing is, in human terms, you hate each other so much you're either going to kill each other or have sex--so you might as well fuck.

Makes perfect sense.

is text okay?

[allies]

NO, THAT ISN'T WHAT I'M SAYING AT ALL.
FUCK YOU JUST FOR ASKING THAT.
A KISMESISSITUDE OCCURS WHEN YOU HATE SOMEONE SO MUCH, YOU WANT TO DEDICATE YOUR LIFE TO MAKING THEIRS SUCK.

yeah your's isn't bad

[nie_unschuldig]

For humans it's the same thing.
Although we call it marriage.

[allies]

MARRIAGE?

[nie_unschuldig]

Religious ceremony joining two people together for life.
If they don't hate each other before, they do after.

[allies]

OH.
THEN, I GUESS THERE IS A HUMAN COUNTERPART AFTER ALL.

[nie_unschuldig]

Yeah.
Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.