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Aug 17, 2011 01:02

YOU MORONS JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?
HOW SMALL DO YOUR THINK PANS EVEN HAVE TO BE.
I'M FLUSHING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER IN EMBARRASSMENT AT HAVING TO EXPLAIN THIS.
AGAIN.
FOR EVERY ONE OF YOU NEANDERTHRASHING FUCKWITS WHO MISSED IT
THIS IS YOUR GREATEST RESOURCE AND EVERYONE SHOULD READ ITBECAUSE BEING UNINTENTIONALLY HIT ON IS STILL PRETTY FUCKING ( Read more... )

psa, no interspecies sloppy makeouts, being karkat is suffering

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[ text ] soulsymmetrical August 16 2011, 21:34:20 UTC

There is no need to use all caps. Also, if you are going to emphasize something, you only need to bold it with optional capitalization. Since you already underlined and italicized it, you might as well bold it to complete the formatting.

The blinking, however, is completely unnecessary.

[ text ] allies August 17 2011, 05:25:30 UTC

MY TEXT IS BOLD BY DEFAULT.
I CAN HARDLY DOUBLE BOLD IT.
IF I COULD I WOULD BECAUSE APPARENTLY SOME PEOPLE STILL AREN'T GETTING IT.
ALSO FUCK YOU, THE BLINKING WAS NECESSARY.

[ text ] soulsymmetrical August 17 2011, 05:49:21 UTC

I still do not see the necessity for either the constant capslock or the blinking.

Unless your caps function is actually stuck.

[ text ] allies August 17 2011, 08:17:40 UTC

WELL IT CAUGHT YOUR ATTENTION, DIDN'T IT?
AND FUCK YOU, IT ISN'T STUCK THIS IS ENTIRELY INTENTIONAL.
IT IS THE TEXT PERSONIFICATION OF MY ETERNAL DISDAIN FOR EACH AND EVERY PERSON WHO EVER DARED TO EXIST.

[ text ] soulsymmetrical August 17 2011, 21:11:56 UTC

No, it was the fact that it was an abomination against proper typing that caught my attention. The only things I can grant you are that at least the format was consistent, you used proper grammar, and you spelled out all of the words rather than use odd symbols or shorthand.

However, your reasons make no sense whatsoever. I do not see how it is a "personification" of your "eternal disdain" for "every person."

[ text ] allies August 18 2011, 18:56:30 UTC

JEGUS FUCK YOU ARE SO WHINY.

[ text ] soulsymmetrical August 18 2011, 23:19:51 UTC

I am not whining. I am merely commenting on your incorrect manner of typing.

Also, there is no need to swear.

[ text ] allies August 21 2011, 01:42:25 UTC

MAYBE THIS IS WHAT'S SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE IN MY CULTURE.
WAY TO BE CULTURALLY SENSITIVE, ASSHOLE.

[ text ] soulsymmetrical August 21 2011, 07:05:03 UTC

There can't honestly be a culture that would center on incorrect grammar and typing, and would consider being unnecessarily rude as a norm.

[ text ] allies August 21 2011, 16:44:19 UTC

THERE IS AND FUCK YOU.
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH MY GRAMMAR OR TYPING.
THE RUDENESS IS ME MIRRORING BACK WHAT I'M GETTING.
SOME HUMAN I DON'T EVEN KNOW TELLING ME HOW I SHOULD TALK AND TYPE AND LIVE MY LIFE.

[ text ] soulsymmetrical August 21 2011, 18:33:37 UTC

I'm not telling you how to live your life, just how to type properly and be more polite.

Also, I am not a human.

[ text ] allies August 22 2011, 10:47:31 UTC

YOU'RE NOT?
GREAT, CONGRATULATIONS.
EVERYTHING IS INSTANTLY FORGIVEN.

[ text ] soulsymmetrical August 22 2011, 15:34:02 UTC

...You can't be serious.

[ text ] allies August 25 2011, 11:38:35 UTC

RIGHT.
NOTHING IS FORGIVEN.
THAT'S INTERESTING TO KNOW THOUGH.

[ text ] soulsymmetrical August 26 2011, 01:09:45 UTC

[...he has no idea what just happened but okay.]

From how you refer to everyone as "species" and "humans" I am assuming that you are nonhuman as well.

[ text ] allies August 28 2011, 04:02:54 UTC

DING DING DING.
CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS.

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