Pity party. My house. Be there.

[alligatorpear]

Soooooo, [redacted] don't like me like that. While no surprise, my girlish hopeswishesdreams were obnoxiously persistent. At least now I can lay them to rest. More like, angstily shovel my regret and self-pity onto them until they're buried. Or something. I think my Metaphorizer is broken.

Comments

[mirjoy]

Sorry that you got that disappointment. Blah.

[alligatorpear]

Hey, you called it! I should be thanking you! :)

[desertharlot]

He obviously doesn't know how to feel. Want me to show him? With my fists?

[alligatorpear]

HAHAHAAA! Please do! :)

MISSSSS YOU

[super_weasel]

My condolences :(

If it makes you feel any better, I don't know much about this guy, but my sense is you can do better.

You were looking cuuute Monday, by the way.

[suitemeg]

I feel the same way as Zach.

I also have the sense that you look hot most Mondays.

[alligatorpear]

:) :) :)

thanks :)