you haven't updated ur LJ since 2009

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...is the perfect seasonal insult for a vegetarian, IMHO.

Things I like right now:
making lists (obvi)
fredflare.com
eggnoggynogg
PUPPY CAM

...brought to you by beer, Chex Mix, and cigarettes!

I am broke.

I am moving in a week (or two). YES.

I went on two dates with Internet Guy and it didn't turn out well.

I am resentful of people with functional lives. I am getting closer to genuine happiness for people with functional lives ( Read more... )

-- sunny Sundays ( Read more... )

I've decided an appropriate and concise moniker for the artist formerly known as Tattooed Probably-Gay Guy is Baggage Man.  I will explain why shortly ( Read more... )

So, Tattooed Probably-Gay Guy?  NOT GAY.  And seemingly interested in me (at least at this point ( Read more... )

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Soooooo, [redacted] don't like me like that. While no surprise, my girlish hopeswishesdreams were obnoxiously persistent. At least now I can lay them to rest. More like, angstily shovel my regret and self-pity onto them until they're buried. Or something. I think my Metaphorizer is broken.

OK everybody, time for a quiz about last night's party! Remember, copious substances were involved ( Read more... )