birthday lovee

[allisonleigh5]

i have the biggest crush on my dentist. it’s really unfortunate. i sit there looking for any sign of hope with my mouth open and dried blood on my paper bib from the crazy bitch before him who scraped at my teeth and gums while asking me about my summer. a question which i ignored because first of all, i can’t talk with your hands in my mouth. and

Comments

[handlockedblues]

Happy Birthday ! Maybe eat lots of cake and ice cream and get a sore tooth and go back for an "emergency check up" (;

[allisonleigh5]

i just got a "happy birthday!" text from my dentist office
ummmm JACKPOTT!

[handlockedblues]

Hahaha, it's a sign he wants you.

[katiefaye21]

1) Dentist offices text these days? Damn my dentist is behind
2) I have a crush on my eye doctor, and its the perfect scenario, dark room, him staring into my eyes

[hayleyhasbro]

we have the same burfday. =]
and my dentist is hot too, he looks like ben affleck.
what's up with hot dentists?! and you never get to look your best because your mouth's all wide open and you look dumb. we're hopeless.

[allisonleigh5]

forreal. it is impossible to look attractive when he can see straight up my nose and i never close my mouth. gah

hope you had a good bday!

[pradapirate]

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