Okay. Let me set the scene for you.

Bear and I are trying to kill time, and decide to go into Galaxy Tobacco and Gifts in order to look for herbal cigarettes. What most people don't realize about this seedy little shop is that it is, in fact, a porn shop more than it anything else ( Read more... )

Here's the story, y'all.

I am so fucking sick of all these stupid teenagers who just bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine about this boy that girl this outfit that kiss cell phones ipods mall clothes highschool BULLSHIT.

They are ruining my life, and soiling GOOD things! They completely destroyed my time at the concert, because ohhh, how cute, ( Read more... )

Ahhh.. so much has been going on! It's great. Let's see ( Read more... )

"Dude, guess who just pulled up next to me?"

"I dunno."

"Your ex-boyfriend. And he has a mohawk."

"Oh my God. No way."

"Yes.. And he's driving that stupid hearse, still ( Read more... )

In the past week and a half//two weeks, I have...

}been oblivious to time and other such normalities
}dyed my hair black
}eaten real food ( Read more... )

I had my wisdom teeth removed yesterday. It didn't hurt too bad then, mostly I just feel stupid because of the anesthesia. Popped one of my pain pills before bed at 1, and woke up at 2:45 just a bit ago ( Read more... )

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fate is an elegant, cold hearted whore
she left salt in my wounds
yeah, she enjoys nothing more

i bleed confidence from deep within my guts now
i'm the king of this pity party
with my jewel-encrusted crown

I feel like doing something radical tonight. The lights; the breeze; the stars in the sky that shine just for me, for us, for everyone in sight. I'd like to run down the yard barefoot with the wet grass getting my toes dirty and I would run down the street like a mad woman. And the policeman would pull over and drive along beside me and ask me if I ( Read more... )

My cell phone is official broken. There is no hope of it ever coming back from the depths of it's deathiness ( Read more... )