On Tuesday I joined the coolest couple around in St. Patricks shenanigans. Yup. The one (the two), the only, Matt and Heather. We cracked our first beer at 1 pm in their apartment and from about 3 pm on we wandered around downtown Duluth. And can I just say that St. Patty's in Duluth is kind of dumb? Can I? Because it is! I mean, I know it fell on ( Read more... )

You may have noticed I'm a little behind on my Spring Break updates, for which I would like to apologize. I'm done fucking around ( Read more... )

Hello! Welcome to Day 2 of Christa's Springing Break ( Read more... )

Today is my little sister's birthday. She is 21. Whoah ( Read more... )

I woke up in a shitty mood today. Have you ever woken up and just been PISSED? Well, it's not that much fun. Then I got even madder because I couldn't snap myself out of it. So I went and laid back down in my bed and tried to stop being pissed. And I couldn't. So I decided to just sit there with my pissy mood and let it be. I stopped trying to ( Read more... )

Today I remembered my favorite thing ever: Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey. Here is one ( Read more... )

I have been compared to a young Paul Newman. It's the eyes, and the face, I guess. Also, I make my own salad dressing. I mix Newman's Italian with Newman's Ranch. I sell it at flea markets for a small loss. I could make a profit if I changed one of the ingredients to Wishbone, but I won't do it.
-Michael Scott

I just love sales. I love it to death, it's as simple as that. And I don't get to do enough of it as a manager, so I took this second job, kind of as a hobby. Some people have golf, or relaxing.
-Michael Scott

I got a The Office desk calendar for Christmas. Each day is a new quote. Maybe I should post a quote...right NOW!

"Check to see if she's faking. If a car hit me, it wouldn't crack my pelvis. You know what? I bet she cracked it at home and jumped in front of the car to get some worker's comp."
-Dwight

We have a new President of the United States. I'm gonna remember this day and tell youngins about it, too. I will tell them I was working at the drug store and one of the pharmacy techs had the Inauguration streaming live on the Internet. The fairly-sure-he's-racist tech didn't like it one bit, calling it "a bunch of drama" and mentioning that the ( Read more... )