♥ Alan ♥

Hampton died today, he was a good hamster.

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Dan: I saw Matt this weekend, he grew a huge beard.

~ 3 Hours Later ~

Mom: Matt and Amanda came to visit me today.
Me: Did Matt have a lot of facial hair?
Mom: I didn't see anything.

Someone is obviously lying.

Mommy's 1st boyfriend called tonight.

"I've learned that people will forget what you said,
people will forget what you did,
but people will never forget how you made them feel."

~Maya Angelou

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I think my apartment is sinking.

"I can tell that Dan drinks...alot"
~ Frank Z

Nip/Tuck

That is all.