Hiatus-ing for a couple weeks.

I'm too stressed out to RP right now; my muse is dead.

Red kid will not go away ( Read more... )

... there's a funny kid in red here.

And I notice about half my knife collection's gone.

[switch to voice terminal]
Hey, red kid. Did you take those knives, you asshole?

Honey, I'M HOME!

[laughter; which eventually dies down - a pause, and then:]

Be honest now. Who missed me?

[[ooc: back from the dead! The memory that Joker has forgotten is his captivity at MCU, including the interrogation scene and the little trick he pulled on Batman, re: Rachel's death.

He still remembers Two-Face, though.]]

Well, will you look at that.

And to think that I've been criticized for calling Harvey Dent a little two-faced. Hah.

Now, I wonder when my friend will be returning.

No Mad Hatter for a whole three days? Whatever shall I do! I'll probably go mad with boredom! Oh, woe is me!

[Private from the Mad Hatter; public to everyone else; not hackable]
HA HA HA. Right.

I wanted her to do it.

Suspect he'll be mad at me, though. I should make some kind of present for him for when he returns.

Meanwhile, I am awful hungry ( Read more... )

[transmission clicks on to the sound of hasty shuffling of fabric, followed by the noise of glass shattering]

[angrily] ... what the HELL is this

[quieter] "pride" ... what the hell is this

[[OOC: "Pride" is written across his forehead, and, much to his dismay - when he looks down at himself, or his own reflection, the Joker looks very plain. ( Read more... )

... if I can make napalm, I can sure as Hell make scones!

My "Halloween costume".

I rather like these clothes. They make me feel classy.

... I think I'm going to keep them.

[[OOC: For the unaware, he switched outfits with the Mad Hatter - they went as each other for Halloween. XD; And now the Joker's being a dick as usual. Haha. :D;;]]

So, now what? You blow up a few buildings, people get injured, people die, people come back (now there's some innovation for you) ... aaand after a few days life continues to plod along as its usual slow pace. Nothing's even happened to me beyond getting caught out in the rain for a couple hours. Don't you people have some death threats to make ( Read more... )